hi ppl hope everyones ok some good news! i got a new job and i start it on monday! WOO HOO!!!!!! AND only 18 days to go till i move house, i really cant wait to get in there and start doin stuff! decorating, buying new things and WICKED PARTIES!!!!!!!! im gonna have some great fun!!!! WOO HOO!!!!!!!!

Es xXx

hi ppl yea i know its early 7:20am just got in to work and im really tired, gettin myself ready for another long day at work! im not too pissed off with it tho because i move house in just 25 DAYS TIME! YEA!! i really cant wait if i had it my way i would move right now! got absolutly loads of stuff to move too but that i just cant be bothered with, PACKING!!! i know everybody hates it!! oh well just thought id let the world know 25 DAYS TO GO! AND COUNTING!!

so whilst your probably all in bed now i have got to do some work!

Es xXxXx

Peace!x

Men and women and maths

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay £20 for a £10 item he needs.

A woman will pay £10 for a £20 item that she doesn't need.

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

hey ppl would someone do me the honour and find me a new job in birmingham,lol! Please! i know its a bit strainge to ask but i just havent the time!

Es xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

but i still love my friends on here!:D

Es xxxxxxxxx

hi ppl

today today today!!!

im only just half way through the day at work and im in a really ST mood since i woke up i cannot be bothered at all with anything! to be honest i could just leave work and not come back! i hate this ST hole and i just havent the time to find another job! ideas welcome!!! lol

HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPP
MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

lol!

Es xxx

its it me or is there more men than women on here??? (women under 30, any older then thats just sick, lol!)

is there any girl out there???

save me! let me know!!!!!

Es xXx

hi ppl im new to this so i have no clue what to write here! Oh well lets give it a try!!!

im sittin in my office in silence listening to all the others chattin, about god knows what! nothing important just chattin. all im doin is sticking lables, Great Fun!! at the same time thinkin what i can bloody write about, lol! and all this other stuff in my head goes round and round like findin a new house, how to get out of this dead end job, whether or not to take a chance at my dream career and whether or not i could do it. other things too but at this moment in time i cant put into words because there is so much more junk on my mind i can never concentrate on one thing. i wish i could just write down every thought i have most of it would probably not make sence to anyone even me, my mind is in control well at least i think it is most of the time i think im set to auto-piolet sometimes ppl talk to me and i just look at them they think im listenin but im not im on another planet. i dont do it on purpose it just happens then they ask me what they just said and i cant remember because my mind was somewhere else, and as a consequence they moan or fall out with me all because this happens around 80% of my normal day. this s**t really bugs me!!!

wow! i havent read what i have just wrote i just kept typing i dont even know what it is all about. rubbish probably! oh well im not goin to read it either

let me know what it says! xxx